Rats in DSST!!

Recently, the rats inside of the walls of the DSST Montview Campus have been starving due to a lack of dropped or left food by several students. The rats had been thriving before, but due to the Coronavirus forcing everyone into lockdown, they now can’t get any food from what people drop on the floor, and are starving. Staff at the DSST Montview school have been forced to go back to the school and give regular food tributes to the rats so that they won’t chew through the school’s wires, which would not only kill the rat, but would burn the carpet and turn off the school power. According to the school staff, the rats are at serious risk of dying off in the school, and are rather cheesed at it. During the quarantine, half of the population of rats have died or fled the school, and efforts to save themselves have been attempted, including 150 rats tipping over a breakfast trolley, only to find the breakfast bins empty. With a lack of people there to help by dropping their food, the rats have either died off or weakened due to starvation, and are almost beyond saving. Call 1-303-RAT-FOOD today to donate 1 slice of pizza for just $4.99.